Saturday, November 4, 2017

Shop 'Til You Drop

Shop 'Til You Drop

Lyrics

Well you're hangin' out staring at the TV screen
You got an itchin' in your fingers now what could that mean
You're sittin' in the middle of a room full of stuff
But you still see the floor so there ain't quite enough
So you grab your keys and you head for the car
You drive down Cutter but you pass by the bar
Well you ain't got a penny but it ain't too hard
To pull out the Boss-a-matic credit card
You ain't saving stamps and you ain't savin' whales
You savin' lots of money because you shop Bossdales
You pull in the lot and you wave to the cop
You head on in, you're going to shop 'til ya drop
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop
Whatcha going' to do
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
But there's hats and gloves and shoes and socks
Skirts and shirts and building blocks
Got cots, got pets, got backyard shelters
Cigarette lighters and hamburger helpers
Get a washer, get a dryer, get a new refrigerator
Get a copier machine with a page collator
There's rope and soap and spoons and forks
Lawn chairs, spoons, balloons and corks
Chocolates, pop and red lipsticks
Weed whips, paint and trail mix
Stereos, oreos and tubes of cheese
TVs, CDs and DVDs
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
May I help you
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Cash or credit?
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Attention Bossdale shoppers, it's the Green Light special
Now in housewares featuring throw rugs, table lamps, lazy chairs, ammunition, calendars, soft pillows
Electronic milking machines, carpet remnants, fireworks, video games, pornography
Panty hose, kayaks, bats and bricks
Rings and springs and hockey sticks
Everywhere you look there's a new kind of thing
You stop and do lunch at the Burger King
Now you're stopping, now you're thinking what you might have forgot
'Til you find yourself lost in the parking lot
You got so much stuff with your hard earned bucks
You couldn't fit it all in a flatbed truck
You've been A to Z but you still don't stop
Can't be done, you were born to shop
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Find a bargain
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Well you take it all home and you call it mine
But you can't pay it off 'til you're ninety nine
You're set so well that you couldn't be weller
It all ends up in the attic and the cellar
You'll think about it later but you don't know when
Come next Saturday and you're doin' it again
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Sing it
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Lengthy instrumental
Chorus: Shop 'til you drop, born to shop, shop 'til you drop ...
Abruptly ends

Theresa's comments

Rockthrow did a song called "Shop 'Til You Drop" to which Kevin rapped (not made up on the spot but he made it flow spontaneously in a crazy way) and then we had a chorus. The end had a really wild long keyboard part that Kevin wrote years back, long before he decided to put it on a CD. In the recording studio, he brought a cassette tape to Ben, our recording wizard, from which Ben took the keyboard part and put it into the song. Kevin was apparently a bit drunk when he recorded it, way back when, so Ben had to take a small chunk out where Kevin got lost.

When we played the song live, I had to recreate the keyboard part, which was no easy task. I still have the piece of paper (see below) with the music I wrote after listening to the song over and over. It's a long piece so when the keyboard solo finally stops and we quickly jump back into to the chorus, the audience is always kind of surprised.